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9 September 2004 It's been quite a while since the last update. Since then I went to the V Festival in Staffordshire to see my heroes The Pixies. The crowd was full of people my age just staring at the stage in wonder and awe, barely believing that we were around to witness it.

Site news: Since being listed on Luc's font pages, arguably THE resource for font links on the internet, and by popular demand, I hope to release some of my typefaces for download. I've updated some of the pdf files in readiness for a release during the next few weeks, so watch this space!

3 August 2004 Been on holiday of late, having spent a fantastic few days in Northern Ireland and also a couple of days in London. You can find lots of pictures and a (smallish) write-up of the Northern Ireland trip here, and some London pics here.

The purpose of the London trip was to go on the London Eye and to see We Will Rock You, the Queen musical. I can highly recommend both. We Will Rock You was technically superb and of course with Queen songs it's difficult to put a foot wrong. In fact the only slightly jarring note was the somewhat ridiculous plot. It would've been easy to guess Ben Elton was the writer as the script bore all the Elton trademarks of global warming, feminism and nob gags. In fact so Elton-esque was the script that, when our heroes motorcycled their way to Wembley Stadium, I was really surprised that they didn't take a train instead, singing "double seat, double seat, got to get a double seat". Nevertheless it's well worth going to see, particularly if you haven't been to a West End show before.

Perhaps the best find of our trip was the V&A museum - extremely compelling and highly recommended. Give Harrods a miss and go here instead - it's only a few minutes walk away.

4 July 2004 Just finished reading The Curious Incident of the Dog in the Night-time by Mark Haddon. An extremely inventive novel, told through the emotionless, logical eyes of Christopher, who is fifteen and has Asperger's syndrome. He loves maths problems (including the Monty Hall problem, which is covered in the book) but hates yellow and brown things. In his neighbour's garden one night he discovers a dead dog, murdered with a garden fork, and he sets out to discover the culprit in the style of his hero Sherlock Holmes. The writing is at first glance matter-of-fact and logical yet awash with subtlety and nuance - an extremely moving book which everyone should read.

I've also had time to do some maintenance to the site. Techies will be pleased to note that it is now CSS-based, which should hopefully mean a more efficient browsing experience.

And I've expanded the typeface section of the site - it is now possible to download PDF samples of some of the fonts I have created, including a new one, Sooker.

     
    my new favourite things
   


Listening to...

They Might Be Giants "The Spine" - their tenth and latest album, sadly patchier than their previous offerings, although "Experimental Film" is as catchy as anything they've done.
John Hiatt "Crossing Muddy Waters"
Preston School of Industry "All This Sounds Gas"
Grand National
"Kicking the National Habit" - Eighties influenced electronic grooves. Think last Dandy Warhols album and you're half way there. Incidentally why not recreate the eighties by drinking cans of Quatro pop and then fighting some policemen outside a colliery.
Calexico
"Feast of Wire" - Powerfully atmospheric, simultaneously grandiose and intimate, dripping in Mexican and jazz influences.

Watching...
Filthy Rich and Catflap (DVD) - The much-maligned Ben Elton sitcom. You could argue that it was ahead of its time, dealing with the pursuit of fame and the cult of celebrity. But then again, its obsession with demolishing light entertainment royalty (Tarby, Tommy O'Connory et al) places it firmly in the eighties. Surely a DVD release of Happy Families can't be far away now...

Reading...
Ireland: A History by Robert Kee
A Short History of Nearly Everything by Bill Bryson
Holidays in Hell
by PJ O'Rourke

 
    what's here
   


It's more interesting than it looks.
NEW! Downloadable PDF samples of some of my typeface designs.
As seen on bigbrother.channel4.com (er, last year): become the Big Brother censor for the day - My big break. Control Ray's potty mouth. (Remember him? No, thought not.) Warning: strong language prevails. It's basically the point of the whole thing.
Out of date local and national news from The Gecko (may offend Charlotte Church)
An unfunny cartoon that I drew myself.
Practise the numbers game from Countdown - If you want to pull Carol Vorderman then why not try your hand at the Countdown favourite shortly before the ambulance arrives.
Win a car! - well not really, but it's a Flash simulation of the Monty Hall Problem, a famous example of how questions of probability can be counter-intuitive.
Create a JavaScript scrolling message - with a difference (IE only)
Have a look at webpage designs past and present

more of my stuff:

craplyrics.com
craplyrics.com
: home of the poor quality lyric - submit your favourites here!
STOP PRESS: This domain and all its whimsy in graphics-and-php form could be yours (for the right price) as I can't be arsed with it at the moment. Contact me if you're interested.

lowercasenospaces
lower case, no spaces
: all the fun bits from this site, wrapped up in a less egotistical domain name. Includes the four-minute Flash animation epic Seesaw, created especially for Swansea band Dim Cyril.

my mates are involved with this stuff:

Fleeting Meeting Speed dating. I know what you're thinking - you sad man. But you'll only be 95% correct. Anyway enough about me - my friends host regular speed dating events in Cardiff. It's an enjoyable and fun way of refining your chat-up technique with a group of like-minded professionals, not to mention a smattering of psychos too. Why not give it a go? Who knows, you might even get your hand in someone's pants as a result. And even if you don't, you'll have spent quality time with some new and interesting people.

New Media Maze Advertising agency in London.

The Bessants Neighbour, work colleague, rally enthusiast and now web designer. Welcome to Geoff's website.

Puzzledonkey Excellent collection of fiendish puzzles.

miscellaneous stuff I like:

pearpc.sourceforge.net - Warning: geekiness follows. I have a bit of a fondness for emulators. PearPC is particularly special - it enables you to run MacOS X on a PC or Linux.
pseudodictionary.com - Words that don't exist, but should.
oracleofbacon.org - Cheat on the game Six Degrees of Kevin Bacon with this handy imdb-based application. Now it's easy to link Bacon filmically to (virtually) any other actor.
typophile.com - A discussion forum for those with an incurable addiction to typography.
www.the-nerds.org - The first American contestants on Scrapheap Challenge describe their experiences.
www.musicplasma.com - Take a journey through the Amazon catalogue based on your favourite bands - scarily accurate.

 

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